I found this online today, and it absolutely cracked me up so I thought I would share.
True Friendship.
1. When you are sad, I will jump on the person who made you sad like a spider monkey, jacked up on Mountain Dew!
2. When you are blue, I will try to dislodge whatever is choking you.
3. When you smile, I will know you are plotting something that I must be involved in.
4. When you're scared, we will high tail it out of here.
5. When you are worried, I will tell you horrible stories about how much worse it could be until you quit whining, ya big baby!
6. When you are confused, I will use little words until it passes. Oh? Kay?
7. When you are sick, stay away from me until you are well again.
I don't want whatever you have, ewwwww.
8. When you fall, I'll pick you up and dust you off--but AFTER I'm through laughing my butt off!
9. This is my oath. I pledge it to the end. "Why?", you may ask;
-- because you are my FRIEND!
Finally remember that friendship is like peeing your pants, everyone can see it, but only YOU can feel the true warmth.
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