Sorry, it's been rather crazy around here lately. Mike is back to going in EVERY SINGLE DAY for work, Miracle's been running back and forth for practice, and the weather has made it all very difficult. But, here, finally, are the answers you've been waiting for.

1. "Tell him about the Twinkie." "What about the Twinkie?" Ghostbusters

2. "Thirty seconds. We went like this, he went like that. I said to Hollywood, "Where'd he go?" Hollywood says, "Where'd who go?" Top Gun

3. "You'd better get yourself a garlic T-shirt, buddy, or it's your funeral. " The Lost Boys

4. " Is this the gentleman who crashed through Victor Maitland's window? Who disabled an unmarked unit with a banana?" Beverly Hills Cop

5. "I wanna be just like you. I figure all I need, is a lobotomy and some tights." The Breakfast Club

6. "Relax, would you? We have seventy dollars and a pair of girls underpants. We're safe as kittens." Sixteen Candles

7. "Well, I'll tell you what. You make it through tomorrow without killing anybody, especially me, or yourself, then I'll start trusting you." Lethal Weapon

8. "Chris I'm begging you, it's really scary here. I've just seen three people shoot up, a bald Chinese lady with no pants on, and there's this old guy outside who wants his bedroom slippers!" Adventures in Babysitting

9. "Ah. Well... I attended Juilliard... I'm a graduate of the Harvard business school. I travel quite extensively. I lived through the Black Plague and had a pretty good time during that. I've seen the EXORCIST ABOUT A HUNDRED AND SIXTY-SEVEN TIMES, AND IT KEEPS GETTING FUNNIER EVERY SINGLE TIME I SEE IT... NOT TO MENTION THE FACT THAT YOU'RE TALKING TO A DEAD GUY... NOW WHAT DO YOU THINK? You think I'm qualified?" Beetlejuice

10. " Nobody puts Baby in a corner." Dirty Dancing

11. "The key to faking out the parents is the clammy hands. It's a good non-specific symptom; I'm a big believer in it. A lot of people will tell you that a good phony fever is a dead lock, but, uh... you get a nervous mother, you could wind up in a doctor's office. That's worse than school. You fake a stomach cramp, and when you're bent over, moaning and wailing, you lick your palms. It's a little childish and stupid, but then, so is high school." Ferris Beuller's Day Off

12. "Excuse me, sir. Seeing as how the V.P. is such a V.I.P., shouldn't we keep the P.C. on the Q.T.? 'Cause if it leaks to the V.C. he could end up M.I.A., and then we'd all be put out in K.P." Good Morning Vietnam

13. "Wax on, right hand. Wax off, left hand. Wax on, wax off. Breathe in through nose, out the mouth. Wax on, wax off. Don't forget to breathe, very important." The Karate Kid

14. "No. No. I was nineteen and I thought it'd be cool to have a pierced ear. My girlfriend stuck the needle through and I heard this pop and fainted and hit my chin on the toilet." Working Girl

15. "Oh, Marcus. What are you trying to do, scare me? You sound like my mother. We've known each other for a long time. I don't believe in magic, a lot of superstitious hocus pocus. I'm going after a find of incredible historical significance, you're talking about the boogie man. Besides, you know what a cautious fellow I am." Indiana Jones and the Raiders of the Lost Ark

16. "You only think I guessed wrong! That's what's so funny! I switched glasses when your back was turned! Ha ha! You fool! You fell victim to one of the classic blunders! The most famous is never get involved in a land war in Asia, but only slightly less well-known is this: never go in against a Sicilian when death is on the line! Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha! Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha! Ha ha ha..." The Princess Bride

17. "Bear... bear... Big Bear... big bear chase meeeeeeee...!" The Great Outdoors

18. License to kill gophers by the government of the United Nations. Man, free to kill gophers at will. To kill, you must know your enemy, and in this case my enemy is a varmint. And a varmint will never quit - ever. They're like the Viet Cong - Varmint Cong. So you have to fall back on superior intelligence and superior firepower. And that's all she wrote. " Caddy Shack

19. "Then you think, "it's obvious I'm not staring." So you look, and you think, "I'm staring." So you say, "this is ridiculous," and you take a GOOD LOOK. And you think, "I'm looking at a man who, when he washes his face, loses the bar of soap." Roxanne

20. "I don't believe this! I've got a trig midterm tomorrow, and I'm being chased by Guido the killer pimp. " Risky Business

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I know, I was seriously dating myself by the choices I made. And I must admit, I would watch Sixteen Candles again in a heartbeat.